The Foul Crime (at least partially cleaned up. First responders on the scene found the tray completely tipped over and all of the pots upside down on the floor)...
One of the victims:
The Story:
The evil feline known as "Luna" committed felony vandalism in the kitchen nursery. Several injuries and at least four, possibly eight pepper fatalities were reported. Luna claims she was being incarcerated in the home against her will. Her owners insist that this was for her own protection since she displayed marked limping the day before, and she was being held in the hospital unit of the home (the warmest bathroom complete with cushions, food, and water) for observation. This morning Luna had been allowed to wander out of the bathroom and through the house, although she complained loudly and at great length about her restricted release. Although there were no witnesses on the scene, first responders reported hearing a loud crash and as they burst upon the scene, Luna was found standing in the midst of the debris with potting soil all over her paws. She has been returned to her cell pending a court date.
4 comments:
grrrr! cats! need I say more?
oh the poor baby plants! That makes my heart hurt:)!
oh man those little seedlings worked so hard. :( loved the story, though. keep us updated on what the jury decides... :)
Bummer! Funny, but bummer.
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